Money Honey

so my roommates and i were thinking of ways to make money-keep in mind that we still basically live on a college campus:

1. Start a service that takes kids to and from the bars.
2. Buy a bus and charge kids to go to the bar; especially when the drunk bus doesn't come.
3. Make a different meal each day for like $5. Publicize a menu around campus and be able to deliver the daily meal all day via bikes with baskets full of carryout containers. This would require all of us at the Loft to make food in mass quantities all day and for it to still be really good.
4. Alcohol delivery service.
5. Invest in some scooters. Pick up drunkards. Put the scooter in the trunk. Drive the peeps home and then ride the scooter home. This is actually already done in some cities. Genius.
6. Deliver Qdoba to drunk kids. Especially those farting around the frats who are not at the bars and should not be driving to any kind of drunk food establishment.
7. Sell every book you own. Coffee table books can bring in about 20-30.
8. Open a store that sells Uggs, Vera Bradley and PINK products only on a college campus.
9. Open an underground tanning bed.
10. Start an errands service in an affluent area.